food for thought "bobman"about 3 months ago got in the car to go out, driving along i noticed a tiny black fly hovering around inside the car,being a soft southerner i pulled over and gently let the tiny little fella fly away into the country side,
the next day i got in the car to go out and the fly was back inside the car,
i carefully let him go again after a ten min chase around the car,
this went on as a daily occurance for a month or so,
then one day i found my homeing fly dead, "rip dubbie,
after a small ceremony, we got on with our lives,
the very next morning
i got in the car and drove off i thought i saw a ghost,i now know that dubbie had no special homeing instinct, it was all in my mind. n he was a fraud
the death toll now stand at 67 and is rising daily,
and they have taken on a new form of attack as they have teleported a decoy fly into the inside of the instrument cluster,he just flys around sticking his middle finger up at me.
now this is a 2003,1owner,ful vwsh,27k,w8 est, that has allways been kept in showroom condition, so no old kfc wrapper under the seat, or unknown history,
help guys and gals,
where are they coming from
how can i stop them
and how the f**k do i get the decoy out
