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Alan Gunn
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THE CONFESSION

Hi Bob, This is John next door. I’m sorry buddy, but I have a confession to make to
you. I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to pluck up
the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now telling in text as I can’t
live with myself a moment longer without you knowing.

The truth is, I have been sharing your wife, day and night when you're not
around. In fact, probably more than... you. I haven’t been getting it at home recently, but that's no
excuse I know. The temptation was just too much....I can no longer live with the guilt
and I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies and forgive me. I promise that it won't happen again.
Please come up with a fee for usage, and I'll pay you.
Regards, John

THE ACTIONS

Bob, feeling insulted and betrayed, grabbed his gun, and shot his neighbor
dead. He returned home where he poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the
sofa. He took out his phone where he saw he has a subsequent message from his
neighbour:-

THE SECOND MESSAGE

Hi Bob, This is John next door again. Sorry about the slight typo on my last
text. I expect you worked it out anyway, but as I’m sure you noticed that my
Autocorrect changed ‘Wi-Fi’ To ‘Wife’. Technology hey?!?
Hope you saw the funny side of that.
Regards, John
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