)Along with that, like any small child, trying to fit objects into things not designed to accomodate such objects is a high priority.
So when i glanced at him over tea and saw a squashed pea under half in/half out of a nostril i didn't think much of it given the rest of his face was covered in ketchup.
But when it came to hosing the little monster down i squeezed his nose to extract said pea and 2 more followed!
He then sneezed and another one shot out from the other side
I have now moved my Xbox to a safe height and distance