had to get to work today gave myself a good 1hr plus so i could take as much care as possible ...got to one road , and the whole road was slightly downhill , under the snow the slush had gone hard !....looked like a sheet of ice!?i crapped myself but everyone was keeping there distance and was getting there , until some muppet slammed on there brakes in front of me , i didnt fancy hitting him so had no choice but to dab my brakes ...managed to come slowly to a stop , didnt hit nowt , only to see a bloody HUGE SAAB coming up my chuffer !!!!
.....and then came the BANG ...right up my rear again !... 
got out and to the naked eye didnt seem that bad , but car is full of snow/poo....one of my reversing sensors had popped out but couldnt see much more ....
on closer inspection looks like theres a scuff to the lower right , and where the bumper has moved inwards its cracked all the paint under the laquer ..
....So jake , im gona be keeping you in business , hope your in mon im coming round for another quote
.....what ever next !!..
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