Got up today feelin like poo (man flu!) .....
did some jobs about the house -boring !
Took my g/f mother to look at some cars as hers got written off by a muppet -non fault .....so driving the bank to get sum dosh for car and just about to turn into a side street , when i look in my rear view mirror to see a taxi driver f-in and jeffin at another driver who he had cut up , Me thinks hang on he aint looking forward !!!
.....so yes await what comes next !!!.............A BLOODY BIG CRUNCH as he hits my car ! up the back ! 
.....What i said to him as i jumped out of my car isnt printable here !!! he crapped himself though! ....Swapped details etc and put a police log in , just in case !
Went and looked at my car when parked up later on and im damn glad i drive a passat ! ....he hit me dead centre in the bumper ....doesnt look too bad on looking ....underneath all clips/bumper etc intact aswell as no apparent damage to body inside boot , not too sure if impact bar needs changing but there easy to get ......
bumper has a scuff along the middle so THANKS TO JAKE (CUPRAJAKE) i went straight up there to have him take a looky ....
Bumper taken off to assess damage
bumper sprayed
new insert (one piece
) and what ever else needs doing
Looks like it will be a cash deal or his insurance will double , im not bothered as long as its sorted asap !
Looks like peoples driving and passats havent been too good at present , another green one damaged up the a/.rse end
Im going now to have a long hot bath with some radox to calm down and put some heat rub on me back (previous injury from rtc wont bother this time im already under a chiropracter )
over and out
ant