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by joker777
Mon Apr 15, 2013 8:24 pm
Forum: CAR RELATED CHAT
Topic: Stolen Blue pop top bay window camper
Replies: 0
Views: 785

Stolen Blue pop top bay window camper

PLEASE SHARE, WHO EVER YOU ARE, WHERE EVER YOU ARE! Bay window campervan has been stolen today ( 15.04.13) off my parents drive in Middle Rasen, Lincolnshire, England at aprox 10:30am!! Blue and white reg OUU 348L. Seen heading west towed by a silver/grey 4 x 4. PLEASE HEP!! IT ONLY TAKES A SECOND T...
by joker777
Sat Mar 02, 2013 7:54 pm
Forum: CAR RELATED CHAT
Topic: ADAMSS24 a living legend
Replies: 11
Views: 2086

Re: ADAMS24 a living legend

Top bloke, i almost want to move to London just so he can work on my cars. :-)


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by joker777
Wed Nov 07, 2012 12:59 pm
Forum: B5 & B5.5 PASSATS
Topic: fault code help please
Replies: 8
Views: 1977

Re: fault code help please

Hello Try reading this post http://www.ukpassats.co.uk/phpbb/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=53145 I had similar issue and head ache with my 1.9TDI just bought it in august... thought also binning it but thanks to the help and advice of the guys here especially DesertStorm, i got it corrected... it took so...
by joker777
Wed Nov 07, 2012 12:59 pm
Forum: B5 & B5.5 PASSATS
Topic: fault code help please
Replies: 8
Views: 1977

Re: fault code help please

I must stop typing my posts with invisible ink! Sent from a phone using my fingers!! Joker777 You should! N75 can be swapped with N18 to test. N18 is over the other side of the engine. Check all vac pipes very carefully for damage first though. I swapped all of mine in less than a hour for about £...
by joker777
Wed Nov 07, 2012 11:12 am
Forum: B5 & B5.5 PASSATS
Topic: fault code help please
Replies: 8
Views: 1977

Re: fault code help please

I must stop typing my posts with invisible ink!


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by joker777
Wed Nov 07, 2012 11:11 am
Forum: MEMBERS MOTORS AND MUGSHOTS
Topic: Out with the old and in with the new
Replies: 1
Views: 311

Re: Out with the old and in with the new

I must stop typing my posts with invisible ink!


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by joker777
Tue Nov 06, 2012 7:12 pm
Forum: MEMBERS MOTORS AND MUGSHOTS
Topic: Out with the old and in with the new
Replies: 1
Views: 311

Out with the old and in with the new

Sad to say that i have had to retire the passat as it is poorly and will cost me to much time and money to repair. First the steering rack failed (drank around a litre of fluid before eventually peeing it out over the front wheel and brake assembly and also it has gone into limp mode with P1550-11-1...
by joker777
Tue Nov 06, 2012 6:30 pm
Forum: CHRIS KNOTT INSURANCE
Topic: MORE FEED BACK FROM CLIENTS
Replies: 3
Views: 2922

Re: MORE FEED BACK FROM CLIENTS

I was really impressed with Chris Knott after insuring the passat with them earlier this year their customer service seems second to none in fact i would say they go out of their way to ensure you have the correct policy at the right price. Now i have had to change from the passat to a Golf GT TDI a...
by joker777
Tue Oct 30, 2012 8:36 pm
Forum: B5 & B5.5 PASSATS
Topic: fault code help please
Replies: 8
Views: 1977

Re: fault code help please

Well thanks for all the help and advice. With the steering rack failing and now the engine running in limp mode. The repair bill is mounting up. Looks like i will be scrapping this heap and getting a replacement car at the week end. The hunt is on for my next victim. Sent from a phone using my finge...
by joker777
Tue Oct 30, 2012 5:47 am
Forum: B5 & B5.5 PASSATS
Topic: fault code help please
Replies: 8
Views: 1977

Re: fault code help please

Right i now know what a N75 looks like. Whats the best way to test it please?


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by joker777
Mon Oct 29, 2012 5:32 pm
Forum: B5 & B5.5 PASSATS
Topic: fault code help please
Replies: 8
Views: 1977

fault code help please

I serviced my passat on saturday but have not used it since. As soon as i set off this morning for work it felt totaly gutless. Limp mode? there are no strange noises i cannot hear any hissing and there is no smoke the car did its usual 50 mile trip in limp mode yet still managed 56mpg. i scanned it...
by joker777
Sat Oct 27, 2012 12:13 pm
Forum: B5 & B5.5 PASSATS
Topic: OIL sensor work shop light.
Replies: 7
Views: 1678

Re: OIL sensor work shop light.

Seems this system is a pile of poo. As i to have a similar problem. Started not long after i bought the car. I changed the sensor at the following service and all was ok for around 6 months but then it started all over again, occasionally at first but now every day. I to have checked all the plugs,...
by joker777
Sat Oct 27, 2012 12:01 pm
Forum: B5 & B5.5 PASSATS
Topic: Where is my PSF going? :-?
Replies: 6
Views: 1686

Re: Where is my PSF going? :-?

Looks like you could be right dave. Just had a really good poke about and there is no fluid in the gaiters either so it must be going somewhere in the rack for now.


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by joker777
Fri Oct 26, 2012 4:00 pm
Forum: B5 & B5.5 PASSATS
Topic: Where is my PSF going? :-?
Replies: 6
Views: 1686

Re: Where is my PSF going? :-?

Yeah i thought that to. I will have the wheels off tomorrow and have a look. Mind you the amount of fluid i have put in over the last 3 days it will have swelled up like a water ballon. :-)


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by joker777
Fri Oct 26, 2012 7:07 am
Forum: B5 & B5.5 PASSATS
Topic: Where is my PSF going? :-?
Replies: 6
Views: 1686

Where is my PSF going? :-?

Right here us one for all you knowledgable passat people. I have a 1999 passat estate AJM TDI. And over the last couple of days i have been loosing my PSF to the amount that it is going from Max to Min in around 25 miles. However there are no signs of the fluid anywhere. At home it is parked on a bl...
by joker777
Mon Sep 24, 2012 3:51 pm
Forum: B5 & B5.5 PASSATS
Topic: Convention
Replies: 4
Views: 1087

Re: Convention

Totally agree sell them both and buy the car you want.


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by joker777
Wed Sep 19, 2012 8:35 pm
Forum: B5 & B5.5 PASSATS
Topic: failed mot today ball joint advice needed
Replies: 7
Views: 1488

Re: failed mot today ball joint advice needed

I would have thought that you will have to replace the whole arm but dont worry its not as expensive as you may think. And not a big job.


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by joker777
Tue Sep 18, 2012 8:02 pm
Forum: B5 & B5.5 PASSATS
Topic: Yet another vcds question
Replies: 2
Views: 931

Re: Yet another vcds question

Thats right when i try to log into it via the convenience unit i then search 35 if my memory serves me correctly it just wont find it.


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by joker777
Tue Sep 18, 2012 7:30 pm
Forum: B5 & B5.5 PASSATS
Topic: Yet another vcds question
Replies: 2
Views: 931

Yet another vcds question

I have had my vcds for a while but have only ever really used it to scan and clear faults. It was only when i tried to look specifically at my CL controller that i discovered that it cannot find all the various controllers. My question is what is the most likely reason for this? Bad lead, bad obd2 s...
by joker777
Tue Sep 18, 2012 7:23 pm
Forum: CAR RELATED CHAT
Topic: Is this normal price
Replies: 6
Views: 1348

Re: Is this normal price

The seller is only 5 mins down the road from where i work. If i see a bloke walking around with a grin like a cheshire cat i will know its a genuine sale.


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by joker777
Tue Sep 18, 2012 7:19 pm
Forum: B5 & B5.5 PASSATS
Topic: Boost Gauge Fitting
Replies: 18
Views: 3243

Re: Boost Gauge Fitting

Here's 3 pic's of the engine bay in my Passat http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn313/neillowe1983/100_0894.jpg http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn313/neillowe1983/100_0895.jpg http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn313/neillowe1983/100_0896.jpg All help welcome i can see all 3 of these photos vie...
by joker777
Fri Sep 14, 2012 4:40 pm
Forum: B5 & B5.5 PASSATS
Topic: oil consumption?
Replies: 7
Views: 1537

Re: oil consumption?

My 1999 150k AJM (PD) does not use a drop of oil either. I have never had to top up between oil changes yet.


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by joker777
Fri Sep 14, 2012 11:15 am
Forum: B6/CC PASSATS
Topic: grounding problem.............
Replies: 7
Views: 1773

Re: grounding problem.............

Mine grounds with just me in it and i only weigh 12.6 stone.


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by joker777
Thu Sep 13, 2012 7:12 pm
Forum: B5 & B5.5 PASSATS
Topic: one click door locking?
Replies: 19
Views: 2889

Re: one click door locking?

well what an unproductive evening, VCDS wont find the central locking module so i am glad i have not registrerd it yet and i cannot get motordiag to translate to english but it can see my CL module it seems but i cannot understand the info it is bringing up. :( EDIT: I have found a walk through guid...
by joker777
Thu Sep 13, 2012 6:41 pm
Forum: B5 & B5.5 PASSATS
Topic: one click door locking?
Replies: 19
Views: 2889

Re: one click door locking?

question, once you have regisrered the motordiag program can it then be changed to english? i have found the download but it would only download the checz version.