UKPassats

ok, so im a massive fan of southpark, and think its one of the only tv shows that has been on for many series that hasnt got lame. but this sieries man, i aint so sure, the first episode usuing the human centapied was funy, but last 2 i think have let them down. but hey cant please all the people al...

i was driving down the moterway and same happend to me, all of a sudern, bam! couldnt see in front of me. funny part was, all the convertables with their roofs down.

they are REALLY hitting this law out round here, almost everyone with snow on their roofs are getting pulled over. good on the police i say. all the roads round here are blocked with really bad smashes as i live in a very hilly area and they cant move the cars once they are crashed. the police dont ...

if you arange a courior ill send you some.

if you want i have an old banger with mot and tax that im scrapping after the snow has gone, if you want me to come drive full pelt though her house and tell her that its not my fault the roads were icy i will. lol

although i havnt een it for some time, there was a lambo galardo round my way with B45TRD. and his old car ,looooooooong time ago was THE 8055, ir somthing very simular.

things u come up with in the pub. got the idea of the icicle when bloke that was standing outside having a fag had on land on him (smoking is dangerous for u after all) so that got us talking about perfect murder weapons, then where to burry body. have to say both tables next to us moved quick.

u lot got this all wrong, if your gonna do a job, do it right, good murder weapons are always things that burn or melt, so big piecs of wood or a long iceicle, then when disposing the body, most grave yards have an open grave ready, dig it another 3 foot, put body(s) in, and refill to the 6ft mark, ...

just to warn you, wouldnt touch those extra credit things with a ten foot barge pole, i enterd my mobile number to one of them, and sent me a text saying to confirm with YES to get my credits, and it sighned me up to something crazy expencive and when i try and send STOP to the number it tells me to...

is hat how it works, for every 10 years you get £2k, if so, if i wait 2 years i have a 40 year old car, that mean £8k, hmmmmmmmm.

i saw these other day, and you can collect them from him, i was tempted to get them myself, but dont think the passat is going to be in my life much longer.

i have to say, you've both just made my day

ok, so got old one off, and new one on with no problem, but then saw this dangling underneath, and couldnt remember taking it off, and cant see now it put back together where it goes, so instead of totaly dismantaling the thing again, and finding out its something they use to read tempretures at a g...

omg im so glad these sold b4 i saw them. im like bobman and after a set since i got the passat, now im selling the passat, i see these, and your close. so so gald i saw these to late, phew

mwahahahahahaha, download toilets, let me think, the best way of discribing them, is a giant tank with scafolding put round it, and a load of seats plonked on top. u can look right down into them, and im not squimish, but i couldnt stomach it. if its hot, its unberable.

have u not ever been before, as i can garentee the showers arnt much more than another unflushed toilet. anyways everyone smells there anyways, whats ife without a wash for a week. i actually cant wait for this now, only few months.

i think if u have the money you should get it now. at the end of the day, this probably wont come up again, so regret something u did than something u did do mate.

u plan to use the showers!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! i take bulk pack of baby wipes, and as for doing a poo, just store it all up till end of week. have to say thats the closest thing to child birth a man can get.

yer i keep hoping it'll blow up, or get stolen, but it just isnt happening, and as its actually size wise and petrol consumption wise spot on for what i need, i cant justify getting rid of it.

lol, i hope ill have it running again, not that anything massive wrong with it, im just lazy. or ill go in the defender, and then i really will need a place to store it and guards round it as they are so easily nicked and useful to nick to. or ill go it the monedo, and then the only place id expect ...

good luck getting any money out of councils all i can say, as most 3rd world contrys have better roads than our round here i know alot of people who this has happend to, and trust me, not one got money back, the longest i know someone go b4 giving up was 4 years. they stall, they pass u around and t...

wasnt the fact they are there that would distract me, its only if they show me something i dont wanna see that they would start to distract me, lets put it this way, if u were happily driving along your marry way and all of a sudden margret thatcher poped up on your dvd player doing david blunket, i...

this is where i'd come unstuck, id always be looking at them and when one of the million gages moved a tadf out of line, id start to panic. lmao

if u only live this far away, would there be anyroom on your drive for a couple of passats.

im going, booking my tickets tommorw, best line up yet in my opinion. ive gone last 4 years, and always gone with mates, but last year was sposed to be our last, as we were all going off and doing those growing up things that drained any money we had the big three, marriage, kids, and morgage. but i...